Holy compost bins, Batman! Ticket sales for this year's WI Permaculture Convergence are flying off the (sustainably sourced) shelves faster than free-range chickens escaping their coop. We're talking numbers that would make even our spreadsheet-loving treasurer do a little happy dance around the rain barrel.
This convergence is shaping up to be more transformative than a caterpillar discovering it has wings, and more diverse than a seed packet that's been sitting in your junk drawer for three years (you know, the one you keep meaning to plant).
Now, let's talk bang for your buck – For just $99, you're getting:
🍽️ 6 meals (that's less than $17 per meal, and these aren't your average drive-through disasters)
🎵 3 live musicians (fingers crossed they know more than just "Margaritaville")
🏫 25 workshops (enough learning to make your brain as fertile as cooking compost bin)
🚌 A day of tours (think field trip, but with more dirt under your fingernails and way more fun)
⛺ Free camping with access to resort amenities like pool, sauna, bar/cafe/restaurant AND a lake
Wait, there's more! (No, this isn't a late-night infomercial, though the excitement level is similar.)
The incredible Sam Thayer – Wisconsin's own plant whisperer and foraging guru – is delivering our keynote speech! This is the person who can look at a patch of "weeds" and see a five-course meal. Prepare to never look at the landscape the same way again.
So what are you waiting for?
Need to plan your weekend of enlightenment?
P.S. - Your future self (who has an impressive knowledge of wild edible plants) is already thanking you for signing up.